Cat Thoughts

It's a commonly known fact that when people keep us as pets, they feed us a dry thing that keeps us alive, but tastes like crap. This is called, "cat food". Obviously, we eat a bit when the humans are around, but when they aren't? Crack open that refrigerator baby.

Anyway, I was absolutely starving and owner hasn't refilled my (cough cough) cat food dish sitting on the floor, and is instead with his buddies, watching the people on the magic wall, called the "Netflicks". Okay. There is a plate with most delicious, spicy, hot wings known to anyone. I wanted in on that action, baby, I needed that. So I jumped onto the chair, and got ready to jump onto the table for a quick hit-and-run mission, when

thump!

Just as I jump off the chair at the table, owner drops something in the other room and I mistime the jump, sending the chair toppling backwards as I fly - yup - into the punchbowl on the table. That stuff is strong, baby, and bright-red and ice-cold. Tastes good, but when you're soaking in the stuff, yuck. The punch swamps the various morsels of food on the table, including the coveted hot wings. The carpet is soaked. I ran off before owner could come after me, and I'm hiding from him as I type this.

Ohhhh man I'm in for it now.

WHAT DO I DO GUYS

Miidonia (Part 1 of many) by Austin Burk (Sudofox)

I've been writing a story, called MIIDONIA. If you like it, please follow me on Miiverse! I'll post it here, too.

In order to view it with the proper formatting, you have to see it on Miiverse; the embedded posts remove line breaks.

Thanks for reading!

What's for lunch, March 9th

Today I made onion soup for lunch. I prepared four cups of thinly sliced onions, four cups of water, a half tablespoon of flower, a half teaspoon of sugar, three tablespoons of butter, and bought a loaf of French bread at the store; and made my onion soup. It took about an hour and a half to prepare, and was pleasantly sweet to the taste. The bread went very well with it.

My sister tried it and thought it was really good, so I'm really proud of it now! The onions did get slightly burnt when I had to take a phone call, but the flavor wasn't negatively impacted by any noticeable degree.

It was very tasty!

Thank you for reading.

id:hatenalunch inspired me to post what I make here. Thank you very much.

What's for dinner, March 6th

I made spaghetti and meatballs today. It turned out very well.

Yum!

Thoughts

There's a pretty girl sitting next to me on the bus but she's looking at her phone.

そこにバスに私の隣に座っているかわいい女の子ですが、彼女は彼女の電話を見ている.

I should've said Hi when she first got on but now I've missed my chance.

彼女が最初に乗ったが、今、私は私のチャンスを逃してきたとき、私はこんにちは言ったはずです。

Because I was using my phone.

私は自分の携帯電話を使っていたので。

:(

What's for dinner, February 22nd.

I made dinner today.
Thank you id:hatenalunch for the idea of onion corn chowder.
The meal

Onion corn chowder

I made a salad with lettuce, tomatoes, cucumbers, a little celery, and homemade croutons. I didn't have any croutons, so I decided to experiment: I mixed one tablespoon of butter with a pinch of garlic and spread it on a slice of bread, which I cut into little cubes and toasted. It turned out well.

The chowder was good. I diced up some russet potatoes and sliced up onion, celery, and mixed with creamed corn and regular corn, along with some milk. It was quite tasty.

I also added some bread and slices of melon.

My brother, sister, and mom enjoyed it as well. My brother helped with the salad.

Apology to Hatena Haiku

We all make bad choices from time to time, and sometimes we make choices that are simply stupid. I have made such a choice by deciding to try to get people to use Hatena services :(

私たちは皆、時々間違った選択をし、時には我々は、単純に愚かである選択をする。私は人々がはてなのサービスを使用するために取得しようとすることを決定することによって、そのような選択をした:(

I like Hatena Haiku and I'm sorry that I messed up by trying to get people's attention like that. I deleted the original post right after I created it but it was too late.

私は、はてなハイクが好きで、私はそのような人々の注目を取得しようとすることで台無しにすることを申し訳ありません。私はそれを作成したが、それは遅すぎた直後に元の投稿を削除した。

I'm really, really sorry. Please do not hold a grudge against me for a long time. If there is any way for me to redeem myself, please make it known to me.

私は本当に、本当に申し訳ありません。長い時間のために私に恨みを保持しないでください。私は自分自身を償還するためにどのような方法があれば、それは私に知られてください。

If you got the email then please delete it - do not reply to it.
あなたは電子メールを得た場合、それを削除してください - それには返信しない。

I feel like I have thrown away any chance of Hatena Co. being proud of what I have done. I have aspired to make them proud but now I have made a choice which will undo all of that. I carry great shame in that.

私ははてなは私がやっていることを誇りに思っているのチャンスを捨てているような気がします。私は彼らが誇りにすることを熱望しているが、今、私はそのすべてを取り消します選択をした。私はその中で大きな恥を運ぶ。

I'm sorry.

ごめんなさい。